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It was a rough day as there so many work needed to be done. Its like the claims were unlimited and needed to flush right away. And it was break time when one office mate of hours brought something to eat while working. It was a dried mango and when others noticed the smell of it they started to attack and asked.

Bob 1: Tagae ta ana ba lamia ani oi.
Padz: oh kuha lang diha.
Rocky: ako pud taga.e ko ha.
Bob 1: tamis kaayo ning dried mango sa lami pa jud. Gi unsa kaha ni pag himo no?
Jon: Liso mana sa manga bai.
Bob 1: Liso sa manga sa imong kigol! abi kay na a may gamot2x liso na dayon sa manga... hahaha dili ni liso sa manga oi.

hahahahaha sweto pud cguro ni si bob....FYI dried mango is made of its seed and ofcourse its sliced cuts. They are dried and boiled up by its own process.

When you are absent the day after that is the day you have to file a leave form. And one of my officemate was gonna do this and I will guide him to stupidity.

Rocky: Naa kay leave form diha bai?
Ako: wala baya kuha didto sa HR kaw apili ko kay absent pud ko gahapon.
Rocky: Dara imong leave oh tagsa ta.
Ako: Sick leave imo i.file?
Rocky: uu sick leave? unsay spelling s tonsillitis?
Ako: Tonsillitis.
Rocky: sure diha oi mao na ang spelling?
Ako: mao lage na pahong man ka.
Rocky: ahak L.B.M nalang oi kay sayon ra ang spelling!

Some people have quick thinking and you might consider them as gifted and genius. Here is a good example how my officemate could think in an instant. And answer also in an instant manner.

Punch: Bai unsa nang werewolf gani? Mao nang sa twilight noh?
Girl 1: Uu mao to pero na a pud lain nga werewolf kanang half human half wolf.
Bob 1: Asa ang wolf ba mao na bai. Mao nay werewolf.

Were talking jokes and nonsense after we flushed all the work load. And so the story goes like this.

Bob 1: Bai maayo na lage ka mo english karon.
Junly Cute: uu bai sukad ko na corr master na kaayo ko mo english.
Girl 1: ahahaha ahaka gud nimo? mao d i na imo secreto mao master na au ka mo english?
Junly Cute: uu mag basa2x baya kag attachment ana nya mga english baya ang mga letter nga gi attach og gi apil saons...
Girl 1: aw diba skwela man ka ron no? pilay grado nimo sa imo english subject?
Junly Cute: 2.9 man to hehehehe.
Bob 1 1: nganu gamay man bai? ako pa imo titser 1.0 ako grado nimo.
Junly Cute: di pa baya ko master kaayo mo english JUST A TALK gud.

Just a talk which he means storya ra gud para patay sa oras ba!

one office mate of ours was on the second shift with the new shift rotation that was followed. And the story goes like this.

Girl 1: Oi Mr.D na 2nd shift napud lage ka?
Junly Cute : UU second napud ko kauban napud ta hehehehe.
Girl 1: nganu gi balhin man kag 2nd shift diba third man unta ka?
Junly Cute : ang2x kay cge man kog katog sa 3rd shift gud gi-Abort ko!
Girl 2: hahahaha imo pasabot cguro gi pa-pahawa ka
Girl 3: Gi balhin iya pasabot dili na gi-abort oi taka2x raman ka! hahahaha

Mr. Kidrock is one of the most hardworking officmates that I know. And I will never forget this line were in he just made the whole world upside down.

KidRock: kayata sauna doh ba mahadlok man ko mo cancel kay tawgon ta nganu gi cancel.
Officemates: Kay makita mana didto sa item inspector ni daghan og balik ang load.
Kidrock: Mao lage tawgon dayon ta nganu gi cancel nato ang load.
Officemates: ayaw i.cancel ang claims i key jud na nimo.
Kidrock: Mahadlok ko mo cancel sauna pero karon mahadlok na mo get back oi kay mahadlok naman mo key!

Useless time wasted as another no work shift was being encountered since we all flushed the loads. As one office mate of mine cared to talk and have conversation to avoid boredom. And share funny moments and useless or nonsense talks just to kill time.

Girl 1: nindota lage didto sa "moal Moal bay"
Office Mates: unsay moal moal?

hahahaha instead of Moalboal my officemate said it as moal moal this made our day complete in the office!

As we all know when playing billiards the common ball to hit is the white ball or in Cebuano it's called Bola Mano.

As another boring shift that the DEO have encounter and non sense words were spoken from time to time.

Girl 1: kabaw d i na mo bike si MS. R?
Kulot: uu kabaw na cya mo bike.
Kulot: aw pwede kaayo na cya mag motor kay pareha2x raman og mag bike kung mag motor ka.

Kulot: Pwede ra NEO nga motor para bagay niya.
Girl 1: basin nindot pud NEO.

Junly Cute: aw kung mao na. Kung na i nay motor aw "daghan nag mang liko"

hahahahahaha what a line being thrown. As all the listeners and officemates shout and laugh about it. Junly Cute referred to biglang liko thing which is very famous among couples and partners.

we were all busy with the "no work" era again as bits of loads are coming from useless rejects. And a employee was called from his co-employee since he committed a mistake.

Girl 1: Why did you not reject this claim?
Junly Cute: I did not reject it since it deserves not to be rejected.
Girl 1: do you have basis why you did not reject this claim?
Junly Cute Yes! Go to the 3rd attachment and check it.

And so Girl 1 view the 3rd attachment and ask Junly Cute about it.

Girl 1: So this is the 3rd attachment, what is the thing that makes this claim not to be rejected?
Junly Cute: There is this word submitted many times and our TL said it should not be rejected anymore.
Girl 1: are you sure? Because this is really reject claim.
Junly Cute: Are you not reading the updates area like me? you should know the latest "dili man ka updating gud"

A dude is confused on were to go and what path to choose as he was planning to go to JONES AVENUE. Stranded and confused on what to choose he was determined to reach his destination.He started the engine of his bike and head for his destination and guess what he did?

If you are on this situation you would probably ask drivers or if you commute then you will read the sign boards of the jeepney and then ride.

What he did after he started the engine of his bike. Well He knows that 21B a jeepney that has route for AYALA JONES COLON he followed it all the way and all the time. If the Jeepney will pas and get inside the Ayala Terminal he also pass by their. He was tailing the jeepney no matter it will go. And finally he reach his destination promptly. What a wonderful story and a nice tactic so that you won't get lost in your travel.

A boring thursday since its the nowork day of the week. Seeing people sleeping and talking useless stuffs. And the topic was on the winner of the Pilipinas got talent first season. Talking about the great voice that the winner of the grand prize had but they story goes like this.

Bob 2: Gahi-ag tingog aning Jovit sa cya jud naka daog sa Pilipinas Got Talent.

Jomz Cya d i? deserving jud cya oi kay maayo kaayo mo kanta.

Punch: Kuayaw kaayo nag tingog si "Jovit Sucaldito" liman ka standing ovation pag perform nya pag finals.

lol and its suppose to be Jovit Baldivino and not Jovit Sukaldito probably he was refering to Jobert Sucaldito of the controversial heat up between Wowowee host Willie Revillame.

another great punchline that I heard that made my sleepy mood dissapear. Again another nonsense talk and no work agenda being experience in the office. Instead of going home that could have made some works done we are intended to stay and do non sense things.

sr. Associate: naa nay load palihug kog get(associate)
associate: ako ni cancel? na a nako sa tunga2x.
sr. Associate: aw ayaw nalang ako nalay get ikaw nalay verify.
associate: ok ikaw nalang "your all welcome to me"

toinks! what a line this made me thing and gasp all the air of the aircondition that caused me hunger. what a day in the office and what people around me its never bad to report to work if you have officemates like this.

This line made me laugh till my jaw drop to tightness. We were doing nothing and again we got bored of this No Work era. Finding ways to get entertained others went to sleep as others went to talk non sense. And then here comes the line that completed my day.

Plot of the story

His mother prepared a food in the table and the mother went to do something. When the boy arrive and probably he was hungry he ate the whole food prepared in the table.

Mother: Asa ang pagkaon diri?
Junly Cute: Akong gi kaon!
Mother: Para sa iro man to akong gi andam
Junly Cute: Aw abi nakog para ako to gutom man gud

English

Mother: Were is the food here?
Junly Cute: I ate them!
Mother: Those were for the dogs
Junly Cute: I thought it was for me

before you people over react the food prepared was not really for foods like (lamaw) its some what close to clean foods.

While keyers are still keying, Jo Ann Origenes started talking about what's on her mind. I am not certain who she is talking to but I was just listening about what she is about to say. All the words that came out from her very expressive mouth, this line was most striking.

Jo Ann Origenes: “Unsa naman ni oi! Maglisud naman ta ug palit ug bag.ong sandal ani!”

This line reflexes my head towards her. I asked her again so assure if I was hearing her it.

How about you? Does this line mean anything to you?

Visit My Daily Servings, maybe this will help why you should think deeper about the line.

Once slack day..... (Slack means load is below within 300 to 1000). Knowing the amount of load we the second shift need to flash out from the item inspector(only used by leads to monitor the in and out of loads local and national) keyer was all hyped up to flash it all before going to a break or before having dinner. Many are busy and focused with keying, some just don't mind about it.

We had a phone talk with Mami Mai awhile ago. Two stupid people chatting. We were supposed to be talking about the plan of going to beach tomorrow along with my whole family. She must have over heard it from Ate Riza about the death of one of our family member.




She welcomed me with the question if I had a family who just passed away. Of course, I give her my yes. He is actually the brother of my grandmother. Then, that make him my grandfather, isn't it? I added the "why?" question. I mean why now? Stupid question! Or stupid person on the other line? hehehe. Yes why really now that we have a plan for tomorrow? Can't it be the next day after Sunday or may last week or so?



A bubbly Mami Mai retorted with the same question. And some more questions:

Why now?


Why does he have to die?


If he knew his dying, why didn't he go to his own grave?


Why does he let the living suffer from his death?

Those stupid questions came about from our stupid talk. What did we get? Nothing!

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Can Oishi cause possible Kidney Trouble? Oishi the junk food I mean. Bob 2 of the second shift is complaining the pain at his right lower back portion of his body. Me the concern colleagues advises him to see a doctor to check him up. It would be best if he will undergo some laboratory test. However, as the chit chat continues, we found out that there are many reasons attached to his complain.

First, oishi as a junk food can cause possible kidney trouble. Yes, just like any junk foods in the market. But only if taken abusively. Eating it a lot and without drinking the required number of glass of water daily will make your kidney suffer. How about pairing it with softdrinks? Then I suggest to kill yourself as early as today while you are at ACS. You're family will surely receive something for your burial.

Second reason is that he doesn't have a girlfriend right now. How is this related? As per Lourdelyn Mier, the man's semen stocked in his scrutom could dried up and build up into something hard that would eventually block the water passage. Lourdelyn added that he cannot release it on regular basis; he will experience trouble like what he is suffering now. It this true? Ask her about this.

Third reason of his lower back pain is him having a one night event with hi girl board mate working in a club? How is this true? He confirmed it. If you're interest to take part of this activity, Bobby is willing to share his knowledge and experience about this. Contact him right away.

The last and the most possible reason as approved by everyone who was there during the chit chat is him doing a manly activity all by himself. What is the connection? Here's why this thing is related. He does this thing with two hands so preoccupied with task. The left hand is doing the major job while the right hand is at his A** doing the elaborative arousing task. Now you might wonder why an OISHI, the junk food could cause his pain? It is because, most often than now and he prefer to do the NOT, he uses his unwashed right hand coming from eating and Oishi. For the everyone who has eaten Oishi, you now how spicy it is, right? You might say "Then/So what?" Spicy foods can cause irritation especially to our internal organ. For Bobby's case, he uses it in his a**, the hotness of the food could go upper into his system and would cause pain. The pain now in his lower back. How true is this? We don't know. Just our way of making fun of Bobby Gerez. If you want to know, then I suggest you try it yourself and send us some feedback.

Seriously, to Bobby Gerez, see your nearest physician as early as now. Don't let the pain get worst. You'll end up suffering by your own self because of your own deeds.

Thanks for reading guys!

While on work, Tony loudly made fun on Padz about having a hacienda Padilla. And all that is in hacienda Padilla are just bombil (bougainvillea). While he continued bullying Louie, the overwhelmed Tony translated bombil to English in his own stupid term. He was so sure about it that the English of "bombil" is "bombilla".

What do you think? Such a genius, isn’t he?

Thanks to Tony for his bomb.

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