tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52548703102061492782024-03-13T18:06:34.566-07:00bogoonDOTcombogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-72156415942636909492011-10-10T06:32:00.000-07:002011-10-10T06:38:03.753-07:00BJ Penn look alike!If you know BJ Penn of UFC then you would memorize and recognize his face especially if he is your idol inside the octagon. Here is a person who looks like "The Prodigy"<br />
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Tutuki og maayo diba frog nawong jud ni BJ pen hahahahabogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-90264483212007445812011-10-05T18:02:00.000-07:002011-10-05T18:04:39.013-07:00ex MVP!<b>Gahi: </b>Damp kamo contra namo sunod?<br />
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<b>Jimmy:</b> ahahaha naa pay pusta ang karaho.<br />
<b>Tony:</b> grabeha naa cguro ni gisaligan nga maayo mo duwa kay nanung man og pusta.<br />
<b>Dampor: </b>Pustahan nato para nindot ang duwa. Parehas sa empire ba pass your paper! hahaha<br />
<b>Bob 1:</b> Di na kuno mo duwa si moja ninyo oi.<br />
<b>Gahi:</b> Nganu man di naman xa mo duwa?<br />
<b>Jimmy:</b> Nang luod to kay way foul kay bulayog ang referee.<br />
<b>Bob 1:</b> Di na kuno xa mo duwa kay "Ex-Mvp pa duwaon rag 5 minutes ma suko si papa ana oi!"bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-4071857352327965912011-10-03T23:02:00.001-07:002011-10-03T23:08:18.658-07:00Mr. HR!It was a no work day way lingaw ang mga tao kay wa gipapa uli! mura og stambay sa production!<br />
Kung na i wala kaayo naka dungog sa audio especially sa mga question mao ni ang gi panulti. Tanawa lang ang bedyo para maka sabot mo og enjoy!<br />
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<b>Question 1:</b> Were do you live and why?<br />
<b>Question 2</b>: How old are you and when?<br />
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<b>Jikoy:</b> Bob akong amu.. pahulama tag pamelete unya inig uli ha?<br />
<b>Bob 2:</b> Nayabag naka diha..nganu bitaw wala nimo tarunga ganina pildi nuon tang junly cute.<br />
<b>Jikoy:</b> hahahahaha! ahak na last ball takig man ko gud.<br />
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<b>Tony:</b> Kuyapan d i bob? hahahaha<br />
<b>Rocky:</b> Dako d i og pildi kay nang huwam naman og para plete.<br />
<b>Jun:</b> pildi jud kaayo di man mo parehas ni goy2x di mamilok kada tira. Pildi gud niya si Junly cute og ako pero demalas lang ko mao na pildi ko hahahaha.<br />
<b>Jikoy:</b> Aw daogan d i ka goy? pahulama tag 5 pesos diha ba.<br />
<b>Goy2x:</b> Na ari man ka manghuwam nako nga pamilyado man ko nya pila raguy sweldo nato.<br />
<b>Tony:</b> Adto pang huwam sa iya maguwang jikoy.. Dako tog sweldo programmer tos NCR.<br />
<b>Bob 2:</b> Gahi-ag maguwang ah programmer man. Ikaw goy nganu wa man ka nag programmer pud? Pa tudlo unta kas imong kuya.<br />
<b>Jikoy:</b> Ikaw naa man d i kay maguwang nganu nag DEO raman ka. Kung nag pa tudlo ka parehas unta mog trabaho dako unta kag sweldo.<br />
<b>Jikoy:</b> Imong maguwang programmer.. gigamit iyang utok nya ikaw...pahong man ka pahong ka! hahahaha<br />
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amaw manis jikoy mao pay manghuwam og kwarta mao pay ni yaw2x og ni kasaba ni goy2x hahahahabogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-41627844248342082402011-09-16T04:49:00.000-07:002011-09-16T05:05:08.365-07:00Plants vs Zombies 1000 flags!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7yQ-vmfvmhmMbOiKUEgnYyZiY38fXeoHl4IfwgFYdASQg8hTkvqdW_7ReDe9K1-T2zAeLGS9mi_GfhW2hWpo7AzKNKbEYi9qd4MPHMIekZ9FZxr6KVMStLih-Z8moQIWINSCTLtFxDwI/s1600/plants+vs+zombies+1000.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7yQ-vmfvmhmMbOiKUEgnYyZiY38fXeoHl4IfwgFYdASQg8hTkvqdW_7ReDe9K1-T2zAeLGS9mi_GfhW2hWpo7AzKNKbEYi9qd4MPHMIekZ9FZxr6KVMStLih-Z8moQIWINSCTLtFxDwI/s320/plants+vs+zombies+1000.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5652926914490445586" /></a><br />way lingaw ang mga tao sa production og ang uban natog kay gi laay. Ang uban nag duwa og suduko while ang uban naa sa pantry nag tabi. Ang uban nag txt2x ang uban nang gawas nag suroy kay no work man. Di pud papaulion kay lage kuno na i moabot load inig ka taud2x. Load nga perting gamaya og tagi2x.<div><br /></div><div><div>Ang uban nag basa2x og newspaper og ang uban pud nag duwa og solitaire pero ang mga bugoy nag duwa og plants vs zombie. Gi tiwas ang endless survival kay gi save man pagka gahapon. Og sa cgeg duwa kada adlaw naka abot jud og 1000 ka flags sa endless and still counting pa jud. Nya naa puy nag duwa og plants vs zombie nga nag pusta-anay pa tasanay og flags pero way gamitay mais! bisag unsa nalay lingaw sa mga tao kay laay pud baya cgeg lingod nga walay buhaton.</div><div><br /></div></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-71290317615821178812011-09-11T22:25:00.000-07:002011-09-11T22:34:18.115-07:00youtube!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOTYueSL9rcBpj2zE_2It1EKvdLuDqo50u-RhO3FAErq9YR1N3PBi8SzlwgCDojaLesoXujRbY-Td3f_Oi1KjdzVc39Cc_UbfN1rKqnMKyJ8YTgMyy0qLWUos0-IeenpETdQ7pw7ddocE/s1600/youtube.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOTYueSL9rcBpj2zE_2It1EKvdLuDqo50u-RhO3FAErq9YR1N3PBi8SzlwgCDojaLesoXujRbY-Td3f_Oi1KjdzVc39Cc_UbfN1rKqnMKyJ8YTgMyy0qLWUos0-IeenpETdQ7pw7ddocE/s320/youtube.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5651341884468112162" /></a><br /><br />Usa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift perting hiloma sa mga tao kay lage daghan og trabahoon. Og mao ni nahitabo didto sa kilid sa production.<div><br /></div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> hahahahaha nindota diri oi libre internet</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> hahaha amaw unsa imo gi tanaw?</div><div><b>punch:</b> Toxic junction npud na.</div><div><b>Jikoy</b>: hahahaha unsa paman d i.</div><div><b>Jomz:</b> Asa ta ka download og mga free tutorials oi?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Na i daghan sa internet ana jomz</div><div><b>Tony:</b> try sa google or ebooks.</div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> Asa ta kita atong kang jason ivler nga video bai? cge kog pangita sa youtube waman jud.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Wapa guru na upload.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> wamay porn sa youtube jikoy mao wa kay nakita!</div><div><br /></div><div>ahahahaha amaw manis bob 2 mo dala og tubag practical kaayo.</div><div><br /></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-90689699304138363022011-08-24T05:39:00.000-07:002011-08-24T05:56:36.510-07:00diri na puyo<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim1yhQ5k3Anc6awGw9BfrykaOlipH95ks9IBa7k6bwa-g5RPKhZ6WdmW8ZO8DFtx9TsVjGtozvCgf5yWxPLxTNdlYclEdaYJoqiYwcDUrDgwD-vT0xcKtABb6Jk0gYHzDlfBU_sdKLIzs/s1600/bogoon_acs_cebu_resignation.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEim1yhQ5k3Anc6awGw9BfrykaOlipH95ks9IBa7k6bwa-g5RPKhZ6WdmW8ZO8DFtx9TsVjGtozvCgf5yWxPLxTNdlYclEdaYJoqiYwcDUrDgwD-vT0xcKtABb6Jk0gYHzDlfBU_sdKLIzs/s320/bogoon_acs_cebu_resignation.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5644405348328668754" /></a>
<br />Usa ka adlaw sa second shift ang mga empleyado busy kaayo sa ilang gipang buhat. Na i nag txt2x na i na namin, Na i nag manicure og uban pang buhat nga pwde nimo ka busyhan. Gamay ra ang na busy sa trabaho kadto rang na i Team leader nag barog or nag tapad og ingkod sa ilang kilid. Og unya mao ni ang sugilanon somewhere sa production area.<div>
<br /></div><div><b>Tony:</b> Rock naa pakay leave?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Murag naa pa pero murag 1 nalang akong sick leave kay cge kog leave hehehe.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Ako pud gani parehas2x ra guru ta ako VL murag 4 nalang guru.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Ako VL hurot na oi hapit kada buwan ko cgeg gamit og VL.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> ah grabeha pas pasan man nimog gamit nga April pa gani ta karon.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Ako gi paspasan kay murag mga June or July hawa nako diri.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Mo resign ka rock?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> uu di mada diri oi kuwang ra ibayad sa kuryente og mga utang hehehe.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Ako pud murag mga august cguro ko mo resign diri. 3 years naman ko diri.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Aw uu bob no 3 years naman d i ka diri. Ako running 3 years pa pero hapit na karong october puno mag 3 years ko sa amo batch kami ni tony batch man me kami ni bobster og padz.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Ikaw bob mo resign pud ka?</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> uu alangan mag unsa man ta diri ok ra unta hinay ang asenso pero mura mag way asenso diri hehe.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Wa jud ko kapalit og laing pang duty nga polo sukad naka trabaho ko diri ataka.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Di ko mo tuo mo resign ka bob oi.</div><div>Bob 2: Amaw nganu di man ka mo tuo mo resign ko.</div><div><b>Tony: </b>Ikaw mo resign ka nga diri naman ka puyo. Gi bali man nimo ang imong balay mao imog opesina ang diri maoy gihimong pahuwayanan.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> hahahaha lage aircon pa diri lami pa kaayo og tog si bob.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> hahahaha alangan ka nindot ra diri puy-an mata rakag mo gawas kay mo break. hahaha</div><div>
<br /></div><div>og wa damha kaning storya-a na tuman jud ang ilang gipang storya-an. Una ni resign si rocky. Wa na ni balik og duty ni awol ang kanahan samtang si bob 2 og tony formal nga ni hatag og resignation letter immediate pa jud way pu-angod.</div><div>
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<br /></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-71710149689122082352011-08-22T20:45:00.000-07:002011-08-22T20:55:28.474-07:00Kabaw man ko ana<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuMkVmpUFiEFk3HAcCjNTvZGg6YOV4Zq1TYPjMGEpnh78eBR-BZSBHGs9rJ2uDKowZ1r1QRsTFuXqH4E0P6sklMwHKHtw1Mrx6Y7cCgbAB98AJaqNewEIsdTfJIqkwcfOlgawM-IK9DDE/s1600/forgot.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuMkVmpUFiEFk3HAcCjNTvZGg6YOV4Zq1TYPjMGEpnh78eBR-BZSBHGs9rJ2uDKowZ1r1QRsTFuXqH4E0P6sklMwHKHtw1Mrx6Y7cCgbAB98AJaqNewEIsdTfJIqkwcfOlgawM-IK9DDE/s320/forgot.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5643895067504476274" /></a>
<br />Usa ka way au nga shift sa 2nd shift kay no work na pag sugod jud sa shift nya waman gipa pauli so mao walay au. Tambay napud sa production og tungod sa ka laay mao ni nahitabo didto sa tumoy.<div>
<br /></div><div><b>Majiker:</b> Ton naa koy bag-o teknik</div><div><b>Tony:</b> oi naa kunoy bag-o tiknik si tsung.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Magic npud?</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Nag magic si Majiker og nalingaw ang mga DEO og unya!</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>KidRock:</b> Gahia ni tsung oi majiker jud ning tawhana.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Ikaw npud jikoy pagawas na imohang majik diha.</div><div><b>Punch:</b> Lage ipagawas na murag flip top ba pero majic2x lang ni.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> ay kasayon ra ato gi buhat ni Tsung kabaw man ko ato.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Kabaw ka ato rock?</div><div><b>Padz:</b> ah grabeha genius kaayo halos tanan kabaw man.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Cge kuno rock ikaw kuno be sunda to gi buhat ni tsung.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Og nag pa tunga si rocky kay iya daw sundon ang majic ni tsung.</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>Rock: </b>Gi ingani man to niya sa? ahak lisora oi kabaw man ko ani sauna naka limot lang ko!</div><div>
<br /></div><div>bang! hahahaha butangi pa luma2x pa nag pa tunga pa nakalimot d i! hastang alegreha sa mga tao kay perting hinam2x nga mo saksi sa buhaton ni rocky pero naka limot lang siya,</div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-27804695334179348942011-08-18T01:20:00.001-07:002011-08-18T01:28:52.753-07:00Pa Tipiray og break!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy3On6gg0QUBDhJrPqoSuQXbwNwiEv22iiHHUUUbOq_9_CNuU4O5r24kA0Q1Ls14yeRo695ZrRNEiilePdWBugsaAqcr0uEfZ8DHAkkEtW0qG11ysF5XkUd1LQoqZ1ch850cGwFbPHDNI/s1600/bogoondotcom_breaktime.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy3On6gg0QUBDhJrPqoSuQXbwNwiEv22iiHHUUUbOq_9_CNuU4O5r24kA0Q1Ls14yeRo695ZrRNEiilePdWBugsaAqcr0uEfZ8DHAkkEtW0qG11ysF5XkUd1LQoqZ1ch850cGwFbPHDNI/s320/bogoondotcom_breaktime.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5642109944380991394" /></a>
<br />There was a time nga grabe ang crisis sa trabahoan og klaro kaayo nga ting bitay kay next week paman ang sweldo.<div>
<br /></div><div><b>Punch:</b> oi break naman d i!</div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> Break na pud sila.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> ikaw d i jikoy di ka mo break? kaon pud oi cge raman kag txt2x diha.</div><div><b>Tony/Rocky/Padz/Bob2/isyot:</b> ta break ta ninyo.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Paghuman sa break ang uban nanigarilyo og nag tambay2x sa kadjot ubos sa building og mao ni nahitabo.</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> kayata sa akong break oi tipid kaayo! hahahaha</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Unsa d i imong gi kaon Jikoy?</div><div><b>Jikoy: </b>Chicken Curry akong sud-an og duha ka rice! busog kaayo! hahaha</div><div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> hahhaha suya mo! ikaw bob pilay na gasto sa imong break?</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> 10! ra tunga nga rice og lato!</div></div><div><b>Bob 2: </b>Si isyot kay 4 ra cguro to.</div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> Unsa d i gi order sa amaw?</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> tunga nga rice nya nangayo rag sabaw sa chicken curry gipa bahog pa! hahahahaha</div><div><b>Jikoy:</b> Ako wa koy gasto! hahahaha</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> kayata sa buang baga og nawong nangutang na! ipalista lang kuno. May gani gi sugtan sa tindira.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Dali raman xa timan-an gud kay wa lain midget mo break si jikoy na na hahahaha.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> haya haya sa amaw oh gi pa utang man. Pa ampon sunod jikoy kay mada paman ka nga mahimong bata.</div><div><b>Punch:</b> hahahaha bitaw para imo natong papa katong dako kaayog tiyan hahaha.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>pait sad aning ting bitay ang kwarta di kaabot sa saktong adlaw bisag unsaon og tipid. hahahaha pero happy gihapon ang samahan bisag kuwang2x og kaon.</div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-8234229751780497442011-08-17T00:39:00.000-07:002011-08-17T00:57:38.044-07:00meaning sa HHWW?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI3dr8DtSPMJ02Euyl3UyrPaskQYrZoWZEK1-P3Xsl7rObEwNe40oVu2dR3ymz2vA1WsZSVsJMcLhHa1Bo7fGyrPMZADre5Nh12qTUEOo36s25hQsuuukV7Bk91ZAeOqYDpnGq5CEWEK8/s1600/holding+hands+while+walking_HHWW.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 313px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI3dr8DtSPMJ02Euyl3UyrPaskQYrZoWZEK1-P3Xsl7rObEwNe40oVu2dR3ymz2vA1WsZSVsJMcLhHa1Bo7fGyrPMZADre5Nh12qTUEOo36s25hQsuuukV7Bk91ZAeOqYDpnGq5CEWEK8/s320/holding+hands+while+walking_HHWW.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5641730657736430082" /></a>
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<br />Usa ka init nga kahapunon pero bugnaw sa production kay gi pa kusgan man ang aircon. Gi himo kaha og pinuy-anan ang working area so feel at home kaayo matod pa nila. Og mao ni eksena sa ni labay nga pila ka gutlo.<div>
<br /></div><div><b>Jon:</b> Grabeha isyot oh sweet kaayo na kit-an nako nag det2x</div><div><b>Gary:</b> Kit-an nimo jon? Grabe kaayo kag pilit?</div><div><b>Padz:</b> isyot? banga mana di kabaw mo diskarte.</div><div><b>Isyot: </b>unsa padz? kulatahon tika ron</div><div><b>Jon: </b>hala dah dah padz wa ka palag.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Ayay kit-an d i nimo Jon nag det2x diin man pud dapita?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Kit-an kuno niya didto sa plaza independencia nag det!</div><div><b>Gary: </b>ayay isyot sakspan imong campu asa ka dapita mag det2x.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Det2x sila didto kaon2x mani hahahaha.</div><div><b>Jikoy: </b>nag HHWL?</div><div><b>Rocky/Jon:</b> Unsay <b>HHWWL</b>?</div><div><b>Punch:</b> <b>Holding Hands While Walking</b> gud unsa baya mo.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Aw abi nakog <b>Habal Habal Walay Lingi</b>...</div><div><b>Bob 2: </b>hahahaha amaw ka Ton di na mao oi kuwang og isa ka W!</div><div><b>Padz:</b> hahahaha pahonga og meaning dalia ra ka buhat. Imo na kit-an Jon? Nag lugos og agbay si isyot no?</div><div><b>Jon:</b> hahahaha amaw ka padz!</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> hahahaha kwangola jug otok aning padz</div><div>
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<br />Nasayop og login si padz kay didto xa ni login sa old building instead open naman unta ang new building og accessible naman ni sa mga empleyado. Og unya mao ni ang nahitabo sud sa production.
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<br /></div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Oh padz hapit ka na late?</div><div><b>Padz:</b> hapit jud sakto kaayo naka clock in ko og 2:00 punto sirado!</div><div><div><b>Tony: </b>Hapit jud gamay nalay kuwang.</div><div><b>Padz:</b> Ahak di unta ko mag dali2x kung kabaw pako pwd na agian ang new</div><div>building.</div><div><b>Tony</b>: pwede naman ma agian gahapon ra nag sugod. Absent man pud ka gahapon.</div><div><b>Padz:</b> Aw gahapon pa d i nag sugod og pwd pa gamitan og pa sudlan ang elevator? wa ko kabaw kay wa ko duty gahapon sick leave ko.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Uu padz gahapon ra nya na promote nata.</div><div><b>Padz:</b> Unsay na promote? increasan natag sweldo?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Di oi na promote nata kay sa old building 6 floor man ta ato. Karon sa bag-o nga building 7th floor naman ta. So na promote nata!</div><div><b>Padz:</b> oplok nimo oi! hahahaha abi nakog unsay na promote! abi nakog na increasan na atong sweldo! </div><div>
<br /></div></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-50211727545393600802011-08-14T09:17:00.001-07:002011-08-14T09:18:57.034-07:00Myoyax ang sunodUsa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift nag hinoktok ang uban nga mga emplyedo kay liman kag daghan na ang nag resign. Og ang kasagaran sa nag resign mga pionering pajud sa trabahoan or mga batch 1. Og ingon ini ang nahitabo:<div>
<br /></div><div><b>Madzki:</b> Ni resign na d i si Maricel?</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> ha ni resign na d i? Katong Team lead sa pikas department?</div><div><b>Madzki</b>: Uu ni resign na. Pag last week pa daw last niya.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> bantog ra wanako kita karon nga week,</div><div><b>Punch:</b> Man menyo man daw to siya.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Aw sakto naman pud to siya sa edad.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Si Mackie pud gani mo resign na.</div><div><b>Boyax: </b>ha si Mackie pud mo resign napud?</div><div><b>Madzki:</b> mao man ilang ingon.</div><div><b>Tony: </b>Gamay nalang ang batch 1 mabilin kay si dang tua naman pud sa lain project madz no?</div><div><b>Boyax:</b> ahaka sa ang ni resign nag sunod man pulos letter M ang name: Maricel, Mackie og si Marvin. Sunod guru ani si Madzki npud.</div><div><b>Bob 2: </b>aw tuod si Marvin pud d i ni resign npud.</div><div><b>Binex :</b> lage papa yax no pulos letter "M".</div><div><b>Madzki :</b> klaro kaayo ang mo sunod og resign ani kay si MOYAX! kay pulos man letter M ang nag sunod.</div><div><b>Boyax:</b> ahahaha atot igo ko da!</div><div><b>Jon:</b> hahahaha ataka yax.</div><div><b>Binex: </b>hahahaha Moyax d i madzki? hahaha<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-10767272616474396422011-08-13T05:15:00.000-07:002011-08-13T08:34:52.447-07:00no work 2 dayKung maka dawat kag txt message sa imo team lead or imo supervisor nya ingon ini pagka txt. Unsa may imong sabot ani human nimog basa?<div>
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<br /></div><div>Mao na ang decision og sabot sa uban naka basa sa txt message.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Na i ni duty kay naka basa late naman. Naabot nas trabahoan usa pa na basa ang txt.</div><div>Ang uban ni duty kay wa na sendan.</div><div>Ang uban ni duty kay paugat. </div><div>Ang uban wa ni duty kay leave.</div><div>Ang uban wa ni duty og duha ka adlaw kay "2 DAY" man kuno so ang ilang sabot duha ka adlaw nga way duty.</div><div>Ang uban na palaw kay 1 day ra d i ang way duty.</div><div>Ang uban ni ingon tarongon kuno og txt kay murag jejemon mo dalag txt.</div><div>Ang uban ni ingon nga i send og sayo2x ang msg para madawat dayon.</div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-51255603470670570752011-08-12T03:55:00.001-07:002011-08-12T04:12:45.452-07:00Tinawganay
<br />Usa ka adlaw sa second shift ang mga tao wa napuy lingaw. Ang uban natog ang uban nag sima2x sa tinda ni liway. Nagkaon og ice candy nag kaon og chichirya og uban pa. Samtang busy ang mga t
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<br /></div><div><b>Din:</b> Gahi! musta gahi?</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Mao gihapon gahi nag bitay.</div><div><b>Punch:</b> Gaya pa sweldo oi.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Lage ahaka ani oi sunod semana pa.</div><div>
<br /><div><b>Din:</b> Problema man mo ana inyong sweldo murag inyong i-remit sa inyong asawa.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> hahahaha asa d i i-remit din?</div><div>
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<br /><div>kto rajud's uwang. Lahi pajong utang diri sa trabaho-an.</div><div><b>Isyot:</b> ow? aw ana jud na din! hahaha</div>
<br /><div><b>Jon:</b> sweet kaayo na sila isyot og tsong kung mag date na sila.</div><div><b>Din:</b> Sweet kaayo jon? Unsa ka swe</div><div>et man?</div><div><b>Jon:</b> Kuyaw kaayo og mga moves og mga tinawganay. Kang isyot baby2x kang tsong kay my loves. Ikaw din unsay tinawganay nimo sa imo asawa?</div><div><b>Din:</b> Ay nalang pangutana Jon kay imo sundon. Kanis Rocky kuyaw kaayo nig tinawganay sa iya asawa. Unsa man rock?</div><div><b>Tony: </b>Kuyaw ka na kay maayo gud mo kanta.</div><div><b>Bob 2: </b>Lage Rock unsaon man ka pag tawag didto sa inyoha?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Aw kung sweldo kay sweetheart...kung way kwarta aw animal... hahahahahaha</div><div><b>Din:</b> Haskang buanga gud d i rock.</div><div><b>Jon:</b> hahahaha ataka gud</div><div>
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<br /></div><div>Nangatawa ang tanan og lain napud nga birada gikan ni Rocky ang naka pa gutom sa mga tao og naka pa patay sa oras. Kay nag cge ramag katawa hangtog nga nag first break nalang.</div>
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<br /></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-49268209746151561412011-08-11T07:43:00.000-07:002011-08-11T08:18:48.292-07:00Silly Riddle (coin Puzzle)One boring 2nd shift when people were bored and others were hungry. Were as others were still busy sleeping and texting. Few were working and a lot were doing something else. I don't know why people are not inspired to work today. Maybe because of the weather when it keeps raining all day. When one DEO was playing a coin puzzle game with 5 coins positioned like this image below.<div>
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<br /></div><div>Now the challenge goes like this. With just five moves how will you change this 5 coins from that position into something like this.</div><div>
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<br /></div><div>All first 3 1 peso coins are in the first set and the two 25 cent coins are in the last.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>The rules are simple:</div><div><ul><li>You are only allowed to move two coins at the same time.</li><li>You cannot move one coin.</li><li>You can solve it with a limit of 5 moves.</li><li>You can pair any coin like 1 peso + 25 cents.</li></ul></div><div>Bisaya version:</div><div><ul><li>Di pwede i move and coins og tinagsa</li><li>Tinagurha ra ang pwede kada move</li><li>Pwede bisag unsa imo ipares sa kada coin basta di pwede i-move ang coin nga isa ra.</li><li>5 moves ra jud ang limit para ma solve and puzzle</li></ul></div><div>Continuation of the story:</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Naa napoy lain gikabusygan ang mga empleyado og usaon pag solbad sa puzzle og unya didto sa tumoy sa production. Ingon ini ang eksena:</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Naka sulbad naka ani bai?</div><div><b>Bob 1: </b> Wa pa lage ako pa gi suway-yan.</div><div><b>Punch: </b> Ahak nag libog ko da. 5 moves rato no?</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> uu 5 moves ra jud. Murag di mana ma sulbad og 5 moves ra.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> Ma sulbad oi gi-sulbad man ni KidRock pero pas2x kaayo og kamot ang amaw.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> uu 5 moves ra gi sulbad sa amaw kalit2x pud para gamay ra makabantay maru kaayo bata-a.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Mao ba? so 5 moves ra jud para ma sulbad.</div><div><b>KiDRock:</b> Ahahahaha sulbara ninyo kung maka sulbad mo.</div><div><b>Jomz:</b> Geroa sa amaw oh! Salig naka sulbad.</div><div>
<br /></div><div>nilabay ang pila ka oras nag cge rag tingsi si KidRock kay wapa may naka sulbad sa iyang gi pa sulbad sa mga ka officemate. Nahuman nalang ang break sa 4:00 to 5:00 wapa juy isa naka sulbad. Og pag balik sa mga burdagoy sa production padayon gihapon sila pag sulbad sa maong puzzle.</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>Patikan nga Tao:</b> ahak lisora ani oi!</div><div>Bob 2: aha! dia ra sulbad na nako!</div><div><b>KidRock:</b> pakit-an kuno ko.</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> 5 moves ra sa? 1-2-3-4-5 ahahahahha</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Na sulbad tuod ni Bob 2 ang puzzle og unya na i ni hirit og ingon ini ang nahitabo:</div><div>
<br /></div><div><b>KidRock:</b> Gahia sa buing oh na sulbad man. Wa nalang gud nag key kay nag cgeg lihok2x sa coins! hahaha.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Kani pud be sulbara pud ni.</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Hala naa puy lain unsa kaha ni.</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Ikaw npud KiDRock sulbad ani kay mana man mi.</div><div><b>KidRock:</b> Cge unsa mana?</div><div><b>Tony:</b> Isang Prensesa naka upo sa Tasa?</div><div><b>Bob 2:</b> hahahahahahahahahahaha kana sulbara na KidRock!</div><div><b>Rocky:</b> Kayasa sa buang lisora ana oi! hahahahahaha</div><div><b>Jomz: </b>Piskot abi nakog unsa! hahahaha</div><div><b>KidRock:</b> ahhahahahaha geh! pagamayay tag utok! hahahahaha</div><div>
<br /></div><div>Wa damha ni buhi og tigmo si Tony nga naka pa saba sa production!</div><div>
<br /></div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-19146145913536942152011-08-06T06:27:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:32:23.578-07:00Gate<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyOnFgxI3PuTrTh_aRfydi-uiAr3VC1FL4-mgXQIbod3apn7E0fc7p4z-Xe3qOcwv9CHtlkviSUpt3KKQhTmri2ZhEh53H6b6ZhbScemGuMkRnVQ9E5alxxymg3gFI3U9BX1YnJGH8brQ/s1600/gate.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyOnFgxI3PuTrTh_aRfydi-uiAr3VC1FL4-mgXQIbod3apn7E0fc7p4z-Xe3qOcwv9CHtlkviSUpt3KKQhTmri2ZhEh53H6b6ZhbScemGuMkRnVQ9E5alxxymg3gFI3U9BX1YnJGH8brQ/s320/gate.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637766164778854002" /></a><br />One fine afternoon on the second shift there were plenty of work loads and the people were so quite and so peaceful. When you look around as if they were busy working and focusing on there work. Some were sleeping and some were txting that's why it was so quite. And minutes have passed when a conversation between two employers were heard.<br /><br /><div><b>Bob</b>: Bai say au bai?<br /><b>Padz</b>: Mao gihapon bai sugod nakog duka<br /><b>Bob</b>: Bai adto nya ta sa ilang kuan inig saturday kay fiesta sa ilaha.<br /><b>Padz</b>: wa ko ka tol2x sa ilaha oi kamo lang seguro adto.<br /><b>Bob</b>: sayon raman tol-tolon ilaha bai. 1 ride ra then kita kag gate nga green mao na na ilaha. Daplin raman sa karsada ilahang balay.<br /><b>Padz</b>: mao ba? unsa gali benesaya anang gate bai?<br /><b>Bob</b>: Gate wa ko kabaw pero mao nang dako nga pultahan nga gi ali sa balay. Nya naa gani nay lock or kandado.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-weight:bold;">JunLy Cute</span>: Moving door na bai oi... Kabantay ka ana mo lihok2x mana labi na na i sakyanan mo sulod. Mo close og open gani na.<br /><br />Ambot lang aning empleyado 3 ni kalit rag sabat sa topic nya hatag og nice nga answer. Gi gutom hinoon me cgeg pangatawa naka gasto nuon og 40 pesos pag snack. Imbes katong 40 pesos pang panihapon nato.<br /><br />Salamat sa maayong tambag empleyado 3!</div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-59384616301391276122010-09-21T12:04:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:05:27.437-07:00Dried Mango<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUhVc_HSK0TZaeJmYWw0ga0Rt2R3oj9IN7AV3ej0NMguuII2r1rOKhOhqh4FpvTUVnT4DpxVZyILHiRGtQC2Y0rcBO0JZcnCNXbuyeugTYYfIym9_mUeuDVgvQOfRw3H2nQnsOtJ2C-M/s1600/bogoon_dried_mango.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 234px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoUhVc_HSK0TZaeJmYWw0ga0Rt2R3oj9IN7AV3ej0NMguuII2r1rOKhOhqh4FpvTUVnT4DpxVZyILHiRGtQC2Y0rcBO0JZcnCNXbuyeugTYYfIym9_mUeuDVgvQOfRw3H2nQnsOtJ2C-M/s320/bogoon_dried_mango.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519455672962103634" /></a><br />It was a rough day as there so many work needed to be done. Its like the claims were unlimited and needed to flush right away. And it was break time when one office mate of hours brought something to eat while working. It was a dried mango and when others noticed the smell of it they started to attack and asked.<br /><br /><b>Bob 1:</b> Tagae ta ana ba lamia ani oi.<br /><b>Padz:</b> oh kuha lang diha.<br /><b>Rocky:</b> ako pud taga.e ko ha.<br /><b>Bob 1:</b> tamis kaayo ning dried mango sa lami pa jud. Gi unsa kaha ni pag himo no?<br /><b>Jon:</b> Liso mana sa manga bai.<br /><b>Bob 1:</b> Liso sa manga sa imong kigol! abi kay na a may gamot2x liso na dayon sa manga... hahaha dili ni liso sa manga oi.<br /><b><br /></b>hahahahaha sweto pud cguro ni si bob....FYI dried mango is made of its seed and ofcourse its sliced cuts. They are dried and boiled up by its own process.bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-12995288185129642962010-09-18T09:28:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:40:36.510-07:00Filling a Leave with Tonsillitis issue.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRQpgdkDVZ1F0JhJgkc_ENFe1X_85dHVNXxutdGc5noF1KI_lVPN8lwsYjmJg-HIGz9BV8hnrtQwMFfh1rW1zhUQIl28dSaFgPdA8ziKSZpg1Yd-9ctqaP_FHnj-w3XJ-AaRUsNCb4bm4/s1600/LBM.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 215px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRQpgdkDVZ1F0JhJgkc_ENFe1X_85dHVNXxutdGc5noF1KI_lVPN8lwsYjmJg-HIGz9BV8hnrtQwMFfh1rW1zhUQIl28dSaFgPdA8ziKSZpg1Yd-9ctqaP_FHnj-w3XJ-AaRUsNCb4bm4/s320/LBM.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637768336814443474" /></a><br />When you are absent the day after that is the day you have to file a leave form. And one of my officemate was gonna do this and I will guide him to stupidity.<br /><br /><b>Rocky:</b> Naa kay leave form diha bai?<br /><b>Ako:</b> wala baya kuha didto sa HR kaw apili ko kay absent pud ko gahapon.<br /><b>Rocky:</b> Dara imong leave oh tagsa ta.<br /><b>Ako:</b> Sick leave imo i.file?<br /><b>Rocky:</b> uu sick leave? unsay spelling s tonsillitis?<br /><b>Ako:</b> Tonsillitis.<br /><b>Rocky:</b> sure diha oi mao na ang spelling?<br /><b>Ako:</b> mao lage na pahong man ka.<br /><b>Rocky:</b> ahak L.B.M nalang oi kay sayon ra ang spelling!bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-28990214368076919302010-09-18T09:22:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:50:11.823-07:00Were Wolf<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GaoP5wh4WGgt83cHK2PC66QbeCAoGC3SF0ENF9TxyTX5X6h-pBOBjrtmXZxoPVioTwTA3b1rPajoESPkilEoYtL0R-XVKDqGkWTCj1bxwWkJ1LZu1sQxEgHX1dr-IHxwD0C1lvxDpeI/s1600/werewolf_bogoon.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9GaoP5wh4WGgt83cHK2PC66QbeCAoGC3SF0ENF9TxyTX5X6h-pBOBjrtmXZxoPVioTwTA3b1rPajoESPkilEoYtL0R-XVKDqGkWTCj1bxwWkJ1LZu1sQxEgHX1dr-IHxwD0C1lvxDpeI/s320/werewolf_bogoon.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519459195301862946" /></a><br />Some people have quick thinking and you might consider them as gifted and genius. Here is a good example how my officemate could think in an instant. And answer also in an instant manner.<br /><br /><b>Punch:</b> Bai unsa nang werewolf gani? Mao nang sa twilight noh?<br /><b>Girl 1:</b> Uu mao to pero na a pud lain nga werewolf kanang half human half wolf.<br /><b>Bob 1:</b> Asa ang wolf ba mao na bai. Mao nay werewolf.bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-28801297739792826932010-09-13T09:34:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:09:08.714-07:00Just A Talk!Were talking jokes and nonsense after we flushed all the work load. And so the story goes like this.<br /><br /><b>Bob 1</b>: Bai maayo na lage ka mo english karon.<br /><b>Junly Cute</b>: uu bai sukad ko na corr master na kaayo ko mo english.<br /><b>Girl 1</b>: ahahaha ahaka gud nimo? mao d i na imo secreto mao master na au ka mo english?<br /><b>Junly Cute</b>: uu mag basa2x baya kag attachment ana nya mga english baya ang mga letter nga gi attach og gi apil saons...<br /><b>Girl 1</b>: aw diba skwela man ka ron no? pilay grado nimo sa imo english subject?<br /><b>Junly Cute</b>: 2.9 man to hehehehe.<br /><b>Bob 1</b> 1: nganu gamay man bai? ako pa imo titser 1.0 ako grado nimo.<br /><b>Junly Cute</b>: di pa baya ko master kaayo mo english <b><i>JUST A TALK</i></b> gud.<br /><br />Just a talk which he means storya ra gud para patay sa oras ba!bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-91106119722483191502010-09-13T09:25:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:10:18.483-07:00Gi abortone office mate of ours was on the second shift with the new shift rotation that was followed. And the story goes like this.<br /><br /><b>Girl 1:</b> Oi Mr.D na 2nd shift napud lage ka?<br /><b>Junly Cute</b> : UU second napud ko kauban napud ta hehehehe.<br /><b>Girl 1:</b> nganu gi balhin man kag 2nd shift diba third man unta ka?<br /><b>Junly Cute</b> : ang2x kay cge man kog katog sa 3rd shift gud <b><i>gi-Abort ko!</i></b><br /><b>Girl 2:</b> hahahaha imo pasabot cguro gi pa-pahawa ka<br /><b>Girl 3:</b> Gi balhin iya pasabot dili na gi-abort oi taka2x raman ka! hahahahabogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-6069353623902500592010-09-07T13:08:00.000-07:002010-09-07T13:08:27.598-07:00Ma hadlokMr. Kidrock is one of the most hardworking officmates that I know. And I will never forget this line were in he just made the whole world upside down.<br />
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<b>KidRock:</b> kayata sauna doh ba mahadlok man ko mo cancel kay tawgon ta nganu gi cancel.<br />
<b>Officemates:</b> Kay makita mana didto sa item inspector ni daghan og balik ang load.<br />
<b>Kidrock:</b> Mao lage tawgon dayon ta nganu gi cancel nato ang load.<br />
<b>Officemates:</b> ayaw i.cancel ang claims i key jud na nimo.<br />
<b>Kidrock: </b>Mahadlok ko mo cancel sauna pero karon mahadlok na mo get back oi kay mahadlok naman mo key!bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-18414988657765218752010-07-08T08:39:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:11:50.372-07:00MoalboalUseless time wasted as another no work shift was being encountered since we all flushed the loads. As one office mate of mine cared to talk and have conversation to avoid boredom. And share funny moments and useless or nonsense talks just to kill time.<br /><br /><b>Girl 1:</b> nindota lage didto sa "<i>moal Moal bay</i>"<br /><b>Office Mates:</b> unsay moal moal?<br /><br />hahahaha instead of Moalboal my officemate said it as moal moal this made our day complete in the office!bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-42726004642415677872010-07-03T10:08:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:12:50.204-07:00"Buwna mano"As we all know when playing billiards the common ball to hit is the white ball or in Cebuano it's called Bola Mano. <div><br /></div><div>But one office mate called it as "<b><i>Bwenamano</i></b>" by which she keeps repeating it over and over again. Until one office mate of her that was so concerned or was just irritated of hearing the wrong grammar. He corrected it and suggested on what was the correct pronunciation of the word.</div>bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5254870310206149278.post-30065193211032459932010-07-03T09:58:00.000-07:002011-08-06T08:16:06.396-07:00Daghan mo likoAs another boring shift that the DEO have encounter and non sense words were spoken from time to time.<br /><br /><b>Girl 1</b>: kabaw d i na mo bike si MS. R?<br /><b>Kulot</b>: uu kabaw na cya mo bike.<br /><b>Kulot</b>: aw pwede kaayo na cya mag motor kay pareha2x raman og mag bike kung mag motor ka.<br /><br /><b>Kulot</b>: Pwede ra NEO nga motor para bagay niya.<br /><b>Girl 1</b>: basin nindot pud NEO.<br /><br /><b>Junly Cute</b>: aw kung mao na. Kung na i nay motor aw "<i>daghan nag mang liko</i>"<br /><br />hahahahahaha what a line being thrown. As all the listeners and officemates shout and laugh about it. <b>Junly Cute</b> referred to biglang liko thing which is very famous among couples and partners.bogoondotcomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05003782922067548151noreply@blogger.com0