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It was a rough day as there so many work needed to be done. Its like the claims were unlimited and needed to flush right away. And it was break time when one office mate of hours brought something to eat while working. It was a dried mango and when others noticed the smell of it they started to attack and asked.

Bob 1: Tagae ta ana ba lamia ani oi.
Padz: oh kuha lang diha.
Rocky: ako pud taga.e ko ha.
Bob 1: tamis kaayo ning dried mango sa lami pa jud. Gi unsa kaha ni pag himo no?
Jon: Liso mana sa manga bai.
Bob 1: Liso sa manga sa imong kigol! abi kay na a may gamot2x liso na dayon sa manga... hahaha dili ni liso sa manga oi.

hahahahaha sweto pud cguro ni si bob....FYI dried mango is made of its seed and ofcourse its sliced cuts. They are dried and boiled up by its own process.

When you are absent the day after that is the day you have to file a leave form. And one of my officemate was gonna do this and I will guide him to stupidity.

Rocky: Naa kay leave form diha bai?
Ako: wala baya kuha didto sa HR kaw apili ko kay absent pud ko gahapon.
Rocky: Dara imong leave oh tagsa ta.
Ako: Sick leave imo i.file?
Rocky: uu sick leave? unsay spelling s tonsillitis?
Ako: Tonsillitis.
Rocky: sure diha oi mao na ang spelling?
Ako: mao lage na pahong man ka.
Rocky: ahak L.B.M nalang oi kay sayon ra ang spelling!

Some people have quick thinking and you might consider them as gifted and genius. Here is a good example how my officemate could think in an instant. And answer also in an instant manner.

Punch: Bai unsa nang werewolf gani? Mao nang sa twilight noh?
Girl 1: Uu mao to pero na a pud lain nga werewolf kanang half human half wolf.
Bob 1: Asa ang wolf ba mao na bai. Mao nay werewolf.

Were talking jokes and nonsense after we flushed all the work load. And so the story goes like this.

Bob 1: Bai maayo na lage ka mo english karon.
Junly Cute: uu bai sukad ko na corr master na kaayo ko mo english.
Girl 1: ahahaha ahaka gud nimo? mao d i na imo secreto mao master na au ka mo english?
Junly Cute: uu mag basa2x baya kag attachment ana nya mga english baya ang mga letter nga gi attach og gi apil saons...
Girl 1: aw diba skwela man ka ron no? pilay grado nimo sa imo english subject?
Junly Cute: 2.9 man to hehehehe.
Bob 1 1: nganu gamay man bai? ako pa imo titser 1.0 ako grado nimo.
Junly Cute: di pa baya ko master kaayo mo english JUST A TALK gud.

Just a talk which he means storya ra gud para patay sa oras ba!

one office mate of ours was on the second shift with the new shift rotation that was followed. And the story goes like this.

Girl 1: Oi Mr.D na 2nd shift napud lage ka?
Junly Cute : UU second napud ko kauban napud ta hehehehe.
Girl 1: nganu gi balhin man kag 2nd shift diba third man unta ka?
Junly Cute : ang2x kay cge man kog katog sa 3rd shift gud gi-Abort ko!
Girl 2: hahahaha imo pasabot cguro gi pa-pahawa ka
Girl 3: Gi balhin iya pasabot dili na gi-abort oi taka2x raman ka! hahahaha

Mr. Kidrock is one of the most hardworking officmates that I know. And I will never forget this line were in he just made the whole world upside down.

KidRock: kayata sauna doh ba mahadlok man ko mo cancel kay tawgon ta nganu gi cancel.
Officemates: Kay makita mana didto sa item inspector ni daghan og balik ang load.
Kidrock: Mao lage tawgon dayon ta nganu gi cancel nato ang load.
Officemates: ayaw i.cancel ang claims i key jud na nimo.
Kidrock: Mahadlok ko mo cancel sauna pero karon mahadlok na mo get back oi kay mahadlok naman mo key!