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Once slack day..... (Slack means load is below within 300 to 1000). Knowing the amount of load we the second shift need to flash out from the item inspector(only used by leads to monitor the in and out of loads local and national) keyer was all hyped up to flash it all before going to a break or before having dinner. Many are busy and focused with keying, some just don't mind about it.

We had a phone talk with Mami Mai awhile ago. Two stupid people chatting. We were supposed to be talking about the plan of going to beach tomorrow along with my whole family. She must have over heard it from Ate Riza about the death of one of our family member.




She welcomed me with the question if I had a family who just passed away. Of course, I give her my yes. He is actually the brother of my grandmother. Then, that make him my grandfather, isn't it? I added the "why?" question. I mean why now? Stupid question! Or stupid person on the other line? hehehe. Yes why really now that we have a plan for tomorrow? Can't it be the next day after Sunday or may last week or so?



A bubbly Mami Mai retorted with the same question. And some more questions:

Why now?


Why does he have to die?


If he knew his dying, why didn't he go to his own grave?


Why does he let the living suffer from his death?

Those stupid questions came about from our stupid talk. What did we get? Nothing!

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Can Oishi cause possible Kidney Trouble? Oishi the junk food I mean. Bob 2 of the second shift is complaining the pain at his right lower back portion of his body. Me the concern colleagues advises him to see a doctor to check him up. It would be best if he will undergo some laboratory test. However, as the chit chat continues, we found out that there are many reasons attached to his complain.

First, oishi as a junk food can cause possible kidney trouble. Yes, just like any junk foods in the market. But only if taken abusively. Eating it a lot and without drinking the required number of glass of water daily will make your kidney suffer. How about pairing it with softdrinks? Then I suggest to kill yourself as early as today while you are at ACS. You're family will surely receive something for your burial.

Second reason is that he doesn't have a girlfriend right now. How is this related? As per Lourdelyn Mier, the man's semen stocked in his scrutom could dried up and build up into something hard that would eventually block the water passage. Lourdelyn added that he cannot release it on regular basis; he will experience trouble like what he is suffering now. It this true? Ask her about this.

Third reason of his lower back pain is him having a one night event with hi girl board mate working in a club? How is this true? He confirmed it. If you're interest to take part of this activity, Bobby is willing to share his knowledge and experience about this. Contact him right away.

The last and the most possible reason as approved by everyone who was there during the chit chat is him doing a manly activity all by himself. What is the connection? Here's why this thing is related. He does this thing with two hands so preoccupied with task. The left hand is doing the major job while the right hand is at his A** doing the elaborative arousing task. Now you might wonder why an OISHI, the junk food could cause his pain? It is because, most often than now and he prefer to do the NOT, he uses his unwashed right hand coming from eating and Oishi. For the everyone who has eaten Oishi, you now how spicy it is, right? You might say "Then/So what?" Spicy foods can cause irritation especially to our internal organ. For Bobby's case, he uses it in his a**, the hotness of the food could go upper into his system and would cause pain. The pain now in his lower back. How true is this? We don't know. Just our way of making fun of Bobby Gerez. If you want to know, then I suggest you try it yourself and send us some feedback.

Seriously, to Bobby Gerez, see your nearest physician as early as now. Don't let the pain get worst. You'll end up suffering by your own self because of your own deeds.

Thanks for reading guys!

While on work, Tony loudly made fun on Padz about having a hacienda Padilla. And all that is in hacienda Padilla are just bombil (bougainvillea). While he continued bullying Louie, the overwhelmed Tony translated bombil to English in his own stupid term. He was so sure about it that the English of "bombil" is "bombilla".

What do you think? Such a genius, isn’t he?

Thanks to Tony for his bomb.

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