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Didto sa gawas nag palabay sa oras ang barkada kay taas2x man og break. Pag human og kaon sa second break from 7-8 pm tambay sa kadjot sa ubos sa building sa skyrise 2. And uban nag dagkot og sigarlyo nya chika2x pud ginagmay storya2x og bot2x pawala lang sa ka laay.

Jikoy: Bob akong amu.. pahulama tag pamelete unya inig uli ha?
Bob 2: Nayabag naka diha..nganu bitaw wala nimo tarunga ganina pildi nuon tang junly cute.
Jikoy: hahahahaha! ahak na last ball takig man ko gud.
Bob 2: saba diha oi banga kaayo.
Tony: Kuyapan d i bob? hahahaha
Rocky: Dako d i og pildi kay nang huwam naman og para plete.
Jun: pildi jud kaayo di man mo parehas ni goy2x di mamilok kada tira. Pildi gud niya si Junly cute og ako pero demalas lang ko mao na pildi ko hahahaha.
Jikoy: Aw daogan d i ka goy? pahulama tag 5 pesos diha ba.
Goy2x: Na ari man ka manghuwam nako nga pamilyado man ko nya pila raguy sweldo nato.
Tony: Adto pang huwam sa iya maguwang jikoy.. Dako tog sweldo programmer tos NCR.
Bob 2: Gahi-ag maguwang ah programmer man. Ikaw goy nganu wa man ka nag programmer pud? Pa tudlo unta kas imong kuya.
Jikoy: Ikaw naa man d i kay maguwang nganu nag DEO raman ka. Kung nag pa tudlo ka parehas unta mog trabaho dako unta kag sweldo.
Jikoy: Imong maguwang programmer.. gigamit iyang utok nya ikaw...pahong man ka pahong ka! hahahaha

amaw manis jikoy mao pay manghuwam og kwarta mao pay ni yaw2x og ni kasaba ni goy2x hahahaha

way lingaw ang mga tao sa production og ang uban natog kay gi laay. Ang uban nag duwa og suduko while ang uban naa sa pantry nag tabi. Ang uban nag txt2x ang uban nang gawas nag suroy kay no work man. Di pud papaulion kay lage kuno na i moabot load inig ka taud2x. Load nga perting gamaya og tagi2x.

Usa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift perting hiloma sa mga tao kay lage daghan og trabahoon. Og mao ni nahitabo didto sa kilid sa production.

Usa ka way au nga shift sa 2nd shift kay no work na pag sugod jud sa shift nya waman gipa pauli so mao walay au. Tambay napud sa production og tungod sa ka laay mao ni nahitabo didto sa tumoy.

There was a time nga grabe ang crisis sa trabahoan og klaro kaayo nga ting bitay kay next week paman ang sweldo.

Nasayop og login si padz kay didto xa ni login sa old building instead open naman unta ang new building og accessible naman ni sa mga empleyado. Og unya mao ni ang nahitabo sud sa production.

Usa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift nag hinoktok ang uban nga mga emplyedo kay liman kag daghan na ang nag resign. Og ang kasagaran sa nag resign mga pionering pajud sa trabahoan or mga batch 1. Og ingon ini ang nahitabo:

Kung maka dawat kag txt message sa imo team lead or imo supervisor nya ingon ini pagka txt. Unsa may imong sabot ani human nimog basa?

Usa ka adlaw sa second shift ang mga tao wa napuy lingaw. Ang uban natog ang uban nag sima2x sa tinda ni liway. Nagkaon og ice candy nag kaon og chichirya og uban pa. Samtang busy ang mga t
ao mao ni nahitabo didto sa tumoy:

One boring 2nd shift when people were bored and others were hungry. Were as others were still busy sleeping and texting. Few were working and a lot were doing something else. I don't know why people are not inspired to work today. Maybe because of the weather when it keeps raining all day. When one DEO was playing a coin puzzle game with 5 coins positioned like this image below.

It was a rough day as there so many work needed to be done. Its like the claims were unlimited and needed to flush right away. And it was break time when one office mate of hours brought something to eat while working. It was a dried mango and when others noticed the smell of it they started to attack and asked.

Bob 1: Tagae ta ana ba lamia ani oi.
Padz: oh kuha lang diha.
Rocky: ako pud taga.e ko ha.
Bob 1: tamis kaayo ning dried mango sa lami pa jud. Gi unsa kaha ni pag himo no?
Jon: Liso mana sa manga bai.
Bob 1: Liso sa manga sa imong kigol! abi kay na a may gamot2x liso na dayon sa manga... hahaha dili ni liso sa manga oi.

hahahahaha sweto pud cguro ni si bob....FYI dried mango is made of its seed and ofcourse its sliced cuts. They are dried and boiled up by its own process.

When you are absent the day after that is the day you have to file a leave form. And one of my officemate was gonna do this and I will guide him to stupidity.

Rocky: Naa kay leave form diha bai?
Ako: wala baya kuha didto sa HR kaw apili ko kay absent pud ko gahapon.
Rocky: Dara imong leave oh tagsa ta.
Ako: Sick leave imo i.file?
Rocky: uu sick leave? unsay spelling s tonsillitis?
Ako: Tonsillitis.
Rocky: sure diha oi mao na ang spelling?
Ako: mao lage na pahong man ka.
Rocky: ahak L.B.M nalang oi kay sayon ra ang spelling!

Some people have quick thinking and you might consider them as gifted and genius. Here is a good example how my officemate could think in an instant. And answer also in an instant manner.

Punch: Bai unsa nang werewolf gani? Mao nang sa twilight noh?
Girl 1: Uu mao to pero na a pud lain nga werewolf kanang half human half wolf.
Bob 1: Asa ang wolf ba mao na bai. Mao nay werewolf.

Were talking jokes and nonsense after we flushed all the work load. And so the story goes like this.

Bob 1: Bai maayo na lage ka mo english karon.
Junly Cute: uu bai sukad ko na corr master na kaayo ko mo english.
Girl 1: ahahaha ahaka gud nimo? mao d i na imo secreto mao master na au ka mo english?
Junly Cute: uu mag basa2x baya kag attachment ana nya mga english baya ang mga letter nga gi attach og gi apil saons...
Girl 1: aw diba skwela man ka ron no? pilay grado nimo sa imo english subject?
Junly Cute: 2.9 man to hehehehe.
Bob 1 1: nganu gamay man bai? ako pa imo titser 1.0 ako grado nimo.
Junly Cute: di pa baya ko master kaayo mo english JUST A TALK gud.

Just a talk which he means storya ra gud para patay sa oras ba!

Useless time wasted as another no work shift was being encountered since we all flushed the loads. As one office mate of mine cared to talk and have conversation to avoid boredom. And share funny moments and useless or nonsense talks just to kill time.

Girl 1: nindota lage didto sa "moal Moal bay"
Office Mates: unsay moal moal?

hahahaha instead of Moalboal my officemate said it as moal moal this made our day complete in the office!

As another boring shift that the DEO have encounter and non sense words were spoken from time to time.

Girl 1: kabaw d i na mo bike si MS. R?
Kulot: uu kabaw na cya mo bike.
Kulot: aw pwede kaayo na cya mag motor kay pareha2x raman og mag bike kung mag motor ka.

Kulot: Pwede ra NEO nga motor para bagay niya.
Girl 1: basin nindot pud NEO.

Junly Cute: aw kung mao na. Kung na i nay motor aw "daghan nag mang liko"

hahahahahaha what a line being thrown. As all the listeners and officemates shout and laugh about it. Junly Cute referred to biglang liko thing which is very famous among couples and partners.

we were all busy with the "no work" era again as bits of loads are coming from useless rejects. And a employee was called from his co-employee since he committed a mistake.

Girl 1: Why did you not reject this claim?
Junly Cute: I did not reject it since it deserves not to be rejected.
Girl 1: do you have basis why you did not reject this claim?
Junly Cute Yes! Go to the 3rd attachment and check it.

And so Girl 1 view the 3rd attachment and ask Junly Cute about it.

Girl 1: So this is the 3rd attachment, what is the thing that makes this claim not to be rejected?
Junly Cute: There is this word submitted many times and our TL said it should not be rejected anymore.
Girl 1: are you sure? Because this is really reject claim.
Junly Cute: Are you not reading the updates area like me? you should know the latest "dili man ka updating gud"

another great punchline that I heard that made my sleepy mood dissapear. Again another nonsense talk and no work agenda being experience in the office. Instead of going home that could have made some works done we are intended to stay and do non sense things.

sr. Associate: naa nay load palihug kog get(associate)
associate: ako ni cancel? na a nako sa tunga2x.
sr. Associate: aw ayaw nalang ako nalay get ikaw nalay verify.
associate: ok ikaw nalang "your all welcome to me"

toinks! what a line this made me thing and gasp all the air of the aircondition that caused me hunger. what a day in the office and what people around me its never bad to report to work if you have officemates like this.

This line made me laugh till my jaw drop to tightness. We were doing nothing and again we got bored of this No Work era. Finding ways to get entertained others went to sleep as others went to talk non sense. And then here comes the line that completed my day.

Plot of the story

His mother prepared a food in the table and the mother went to do something. When the boy arrive and probably he was hungry he ate the whole food prepared in the table.

Mother: Asa ang pagkaon diri?
Junly Cute: Akong gi kaon!
Mother: Para sa iro man to akong gi andam
Junly Cute: Aw abi nakog para ako to gutom man gud

English

Mother: Were is the food here?
Junly Cute: I ate them!
Mother: Those were for the dogs
Junly Cute: I thought it was for me

before you people over react the food prepared was not really for foods like (lamaw) its some what close to clean foods.

Once slack day..... (Slack means load is below within 300 to 1000). Knowing the amount of load we the second shift need to flash out from the item inspector(only used by leads to monitor the in and out of loads local and national) keyer was all hyped up to flash it all before going to a break or before having dinner. Many are busy and focused with keying, some just don't mind about it.