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If you know BJ Penn of UFC then you would memorize and recognize his face especially if he is your idol inside the octagon. Here is a person who looks like "The Prodigy"



Tutuki og maayo diba frog nawong jud ni BJ pen hahahaha

Didto sa gawas nag palabay sa oras ang barkada kay taas2x man og break. Pag human og kaon sa second break from 7-8 pm tambay sa kadjot sa ubos sa building sa skyrise 2. And uban nag dagkot og sigarlyo nya chika2x pud ginagmay storya2x og bot2x pawala lang sa ka laay.

Jikoy: Bob akong amu.. pahulama tag pamelete unya inig uli ha?
Bob 2: Nayabag naka diha..nganu bitaw wala nimo tarunga ganina pildi nuon tang junly cute.
Jikoy: hahahahaha! ahak na last ball takig man ko gud.
Bob 2: saba diha oi banga kaayo.
Tony: Kuyapan d i bob? hahahaha
Rocky: Dako d i og pildi kay nang huwam naman og para plete.
Jun: pildi jud kaayo di man mo parehas ni goy2x di mamilok kada tira. Pildi gud niya si Junly cute og ako pero demalas lang ko mao na pildi ko hahahaha.
Jikoy: Aw daogan d i ka goy? pahulama tag 5 pesos diha ba.
Goy2x: Na ari man ka manghuwam nako nga pamilyado man ko nya pila raguy sweldo nato.
Tony: Adto pang huwam sa iya maguwang jikoy.. Dako tog sweldo programmer tos NCR.
Bob 2: Gahi-ag maguwang ah programmer man. Ikaw goy nganu wa man ka nag programmer pud? Pa tudlo unta kas imong kuya.
Jikoy: Ikaw naa man d i kay maguwang nganu nag DEO raman ka. Kung nag pa tudlo ka parehas unta mog trabaho dako unta kag sweldo.
Jikoy: Imong maguwang programmer.. gigamit iyang utok nya ikaw...pahong man ka pahong ka! hahahaha

amaw manis jikoy mao pay manghuwam og kwarta mao pay ni yaw2x og ni kasaba ni goy2x hahahaha

Usa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift perting hiloma sa mga tao kay lage daghan og trabahoon. Og mao ni nahitabo didto sa kilid sa production.

Usa ka adlaw sa second shift ang mga empleyado busy kaayo sa ilang gipang buhat. Na i nag txt2x na i na namin, Na i nag manicure og uban pang buhat nga pwde nimo ka busyhan. Gamay ra ang na busy sa trabaho kadto rang na i Team leader nag barog or nag tapad og ingkod sa ilang kilid. Og unya mao ni ang sugilanon somewhere sa production area.

Usa ka way au nga shift sa 2nd shift kay no work na pag sugod jud sa shift nya waman gipa pauli so mao walay au. Tambay napud sa production og tungod sa ka laay mao ni nahitabo didto sa tumoy.

There was a time nga grabe ang crisis sa trabahoan og klaro kaayo nga ting bitay kay next week paman ang sweldo.

Usa ka init nga kahapunon pero bugnaw sa production kay gi pa kusgan man ang aircon. Gi himo kaha og pinuy-anan ang working area so feel at home kaayo matod pa nila. Og mao ni eksena sa ni labay nga pila ka gutlo.

Nasayop og login si padz kay didto xa ni login sa old building instead open naman unta ang new building og accessible naman ni sa mga empleyado. Og unya mao ni ang nahitabo sud sa production.

Usa ka adlaw sa 2nd shift nag hinoktok ang uban nga mga emplyedo kay liman kag daghan na ang nag resign. Og ang kasagaran sa nag resign mga pionering pajud sa trabahoan or mga batch 1. Og ingon ini ang nahitabo:

Usa ka adlaw sa second shift ang mga tao wa napuy lingaw. Ang uban natog ang uban nag sima2x sa tinda ni liway. Nagkaon og ice candy nag kaon og chichirya og uban pa. Samtang busy ang mga t
ao mao ni nahitabo didto sa tumoy:

One fine afternoon on the second shift there were plenty of work loads and the people were so quite and so peaceful. When you look around as if they were busy working and focusing on there work. Some were sleeping and some were txting that's why it was so quite. And minutes have passed when a conversation between two employers were heard.

It was a rough day as there so many work needed to be done. Its like the claims were unlimited and needed to flush right away. And it was break time when one office mate of hours brought something to eat while working. It was a dried mango and when others noticed the smell of it they started to attack and asked.

Bob 1: Tagae ta ana ba lamia ani oi.
Padz: oh kuha lang diha.
Rocky: ako pud taga.e ko ha.
Bob 1: tamis kaayo ning dried mango sa lami pa jud. Gi unsa kaha ni pag himo no?
Jon: Liso mana sa manga bai.
Bob 1: Liso sa manga sa imong kigol! abi kay na a may gamot2x liso na dayon sa manga... hahaha dili ni liso sa manga oi.

hahahahaha sweto pud cguro ni si bob....FYI dried mango is made of its seed and ofcourse its sliced cuts. They are dried and boiled up by its own process.

When you are absent the day after that is the day you have to file a leave form. And one of my officemate was gonna do this and I will guide him to stupidity.

Rocky: Naa kay leave form diha bai?
Ako: wala baya kuha didto sa HR kaw apili ko kay absent pud ko gahapon.
Rocky: Dara imong leave oh tagsa ta.
Ako: Sick leave imo i.file?
Rocky: uu sick leave? unsay spelling s tonsillitis?
Ako: Tonsillitis.
Rocky: sure diha oi mao na ang spelling?
Ako: mao lage na pahong man ka.
Rocky: ahak L.B.M nalang oi kay sayon ra ang spelling!

Some people have quick thinking and you might consider them as gifted and genius. Here is a good example how my officemate could think in an instant. And answer also in an instant manner.

Punch: Bai unsa nang werewolf gani? Mao nang sa twilight noh?
Girl 1: Uu mao to pero na a pud lain nga werewolf kanang half human half wolf.
Bob 1: Asa ang wolf ba mao na bai. Mao nay werewolf.

Were talking jokes and nonsense after we flushed all the work load. And so the story goes like this.

Bob 1: Bai maayo na lage ka mo english karon.
Junly Cute: uu bai sukad ko na corr master na kaayo ko mo english.
Girl 1: ahahaha ahaka gud nimo? mao d i na imo secreto mao master na au ka mo english?
Junly Cute: uu mag basa2x baya kag attachment ana nya mga english baya ang mga letter nga gi attach og gi apil saons...
Girl 1: aw diba skwela man ka ron no? pilay grado nimo sa imo english subject?
Junly Cute: 2.9 man to hehehehe.
Bob 1 1: nganu gamay man bai? ako pa imo titser 1.0 ako grado nimo.
Junly Cute: di pa baya ko master kaayo mo english JUST A TALK gud.

Just a talk which he means storya ra gud para patay sa oras ba!

one office mate of ours was on the second shift with the new shift rotation that was followed. And the story goes like this.

Girl 1: Oi Mr.D na 2nd shift napud lage ka?
Junly Cute : UU second napud ko kauban napud ta hehehehe.
Girl 1: nganu gi balhin man kag 2nd shift diba third man unta ka?
Junly Cute : ang2x kay cge man kog katog sa 3rd shift gud gi-Abort ko!
Girl 2: hahahaha imo pasabot cguro gi pa-pahawa ka
Girl 3: Gi balhin iya pasabot dili na gi-abort oi taka2x raman ka! hahahaha

Mr. Kidrock is one of the most hardworking officmates that I know. And I will never forget this line were in he just made the whole world upside down.

KidRock: kayata sauna doh ba mahadlok man ko mo cancel kay tawgon ta nganu gi cancel.
Officemates: Kay makita mana didto sa item inspector ni daghan og balik ang load.
Kidrock: Mao lage tawgon dayon ta nganu gi cancel nato ang load.
Officemates: ayaw i.cancel ang claims i key jud na nimo.
Kidrock: Mahadlok ko mo cancel sauna pero karon mahadlok na mo get back oi kay mahadlok naman mo key!

As another boring shift that the DEO have encounter and non sense words were spoken from time to time.

Girl 1: kabaw d i na mo bike si MS. R?
Kulot: uu kabaw na cya mo bike.
Kulot: aw pwede kaayo na cya mag motor kay pareha2x raman og mag bike kung mag motor ka.

Kulot: Pwede ra NEO nga motor para bagay niya.
Girl 1: basin nindot pud NEO.

Junly Cute: aw kung mao na. Kung na i nay motor aw "daghan nag mang liko"

hahahahahaha what a line being thrown. As all the listeners and officemates shout and laugh about it. Junly Cute referred to biglang liko thing which is very famous among couples and partners.

we were all busy with the "no work" era again as bits of loads are coming from useless rejects. And a employee was called from his co-employee since he committed a mistake.

Girl 1: Why did you not reject this claim?
Junly Cute: I did not reject it since it deserves not to be rejected.
Girl 1: do you have basis why you did not reject this claim?
Junly Cute Yes! Go to the 3rd attachment and check it.

And so Girl 1 view the 3rd attachment and ask Junly Cute about it.

Girl 1: So this is the 3rd attachment, what is the thing that makes this claim not to be rejected?
Junly Cute: There is this word submitted many times and our TL said it should not be rejected anymore.
Girl 1: are you sure? Because this is really reject claim.
Junly Cute: Are you not reading the updates area like me? you should know the latest "dili man ka updating gud"

A dude is confused on were to go and what path to choose as he was planning to go to JONES AVENUE. Stranded and confused on what to choose he was determined to reach his destination.He started the engine of his bike and head for his destination and guess what he did?

If you are on this situation you would probably ask drivers or if you commute then you will read the sign boards of the jeepney and then ride.

What he did after he started the engine of his bike. Well He knows that 21B a jeepney that has route for AYALA JONES COLON he followed it all the way and all the time. If the Jeepney will pas and get inside the Ayala Terminal he also pass by their. He was tailing the jeepney no matter it will go. And finally he reach his destination promptly. What a wonderful story and a nice tactic so that you won't get lost in your travel.