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we were all busy with the "no work" era again as bits of loads are coming from useless rejects. And a employee was called from his co-employee since he committed a mistake.

Girl 1: Why did you not reject this claim?
Junly Cute: I did not reject it since it deserves not to be rejected.
Girl 1: do you have basis why you did not reject this claim?
Junly Cute Yes! Go to the 3rd attachment and check it.

And so Girl 1 view the 3rd attachment and ask Junly Cute about it.

Girl 1: So this is the 3rd attachment, what is the thing that makes this claim not to be rejected?
Junly Cute: There is this word submitted many times and our TL said it should not be rejected anymore.
Girl 1: are you sure? Because this is really reject claim.
Junly Cute: Are you not reading the updates area like me? you should know the latest "dili man ka updating gud"

A dude is confused on were to go and what path to choose as he was planning to go to JONES AVENUE. Stranded and confused on what to choose he was determined to reach his destination.He started the engine of his bike and head for his destination and guess what he did?

If you are on this situation you would probably ask drivers or if you commute then you will read the sign boards of the jeepney and then ride.

What he did after he started the engine of his bike. Well He knows that 21B a jeepney that has route for AYALA JONES COLON he followed it all the way and all the time. If the Jeepney will pas and get inside the Ayala Terminal he also pass by their. He was tailing the jeepney no matter it will go. And finally he reach his destination promptly. What a wonderful story and a nice tactic so that you won't get lost in your travel.

A boring thursday since its the nowork day of the week. Seeing people sleeping and talking useless stuffs. And the topic was on the winner of the Pilipinas got talent first season. Talking about the great voice that the winner of the grand prize had but they story goes like this.

Bob 2: Gahi-ag tingog aning Jovit sa cya jud naka daog sa Pilipinas Got Talent.

Jomz Cya d i? deserving jud cya oi kay maayo kaayo mo kanta.

Punch: Kuayaw kaayo nag tingog si "Jovit Sucaldito" liman ka standing ovation pag perform nya pag finals.

lol and its suppose to be Jovit Baldivino and not Jovit Sukaldito probably he was refering to Jobert Sucaldito of the controversial heat up between Wowowee host Willie Revillame.

another great punchline that I heard that made my sleepy mood dissapear. Again another nonsense talk and no work agenda being experience in the office. Instead of going home that could have made some works done we are intended to stay and do non sense things.

sr. Associate: naa nay load palihug kog get(associate)
associate: ako ni cancel? na a nako sa tunga2x.
sr. Associate: aw ayaw nalang ako nalay get ikaw nalay verify.
associate: ok ikaw nalang "your all welcome to me"

toinks! what a line this made me thing and gasp all the air of the aircondition that caused me hunger. what a day in the office and what people around me its never bad to report to work if you have officemates like this.

This line made me laugh till my jaw drop to tightness. We were doing nothing and again we got bored of this No Work era. Finding ways to get entertained others went to sleep as others went to talk non sense. And then here comes the line that completed my day.

Plot of the story

His mother prepared a food in the table and the mother went to do something. When the boy arrive and probably he was hungry he ate the whole food prepared in the table.

Mother: Asa ang pagkaon diri?
Junly Cute: Akong gi kaon!
Mother: Para sa iro man to akong gi andam
Junly Cute: Aw abi nakog para ako to gutom man gud

English

Mother: Were is the food here?
Junly Cute: I ate them!
Mother: Those were for the dogs
Junly Cute: I thought it was for me

before you people over react the food prepared was not really for foods like (lamaw) its some what close to clean foods.